Post by Flygon~Tamer~Stormy on Dec 27, 2006 7:58:25 GMT 2
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Lol! I decided, that out of pure boredom we should have a joke contest! *begins to skip* I'll start off!
No one wins anything except the satisfaction of...winning. Onna doesn't want to do this, so she'll be judging!
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NOTE: I like blonde ppl, I don't think yo momma is any of the following that I come up with! This is not meant to offend anyone, so take it like...well...a joke and laugh!
This brunette and blond are in a bar. The T.V. announcer is showing coverage on a guy who is about to jump off of the golden gate bridge. The brunette see's an oppurtunity. She had seen the show the other night on the five o' clock news and knew he was going to jump. So she turned to her friend, " I bet you he'll jump off." She said, " Thirty dollars."
"Your on!" Said the blonde with a small smile. So they watched, and of course the man jumped off. The blonde sighed and handed the brunette the money. But her friend pushed the money back with a said little shrug.
" I can't lie, I saw this on the five o' clock news last night." She said.
" I did to!" Replied the blonde, " I didn't think he would do it twice!"
Once again, my sister is blonde so I like them. It's a harmless joke. (personally I have met ppl who live up to this)
So, someone else is next!
Lol! I decided, that out of pure boredom we should have a joke contest! *begins to skip* I'll start off!
No one wins anything except the satisfaction of...winning. Onna doesn't want to do this, so she'll be judging!
---------
NOTE: I like blonde ppl, I don't think yo momma is any of the following that I come up with! This is not meant to offend anyone, so take it like...well...a joke and laugh!
This brunette and blond are in a bar. The T.V. announcer is showing coverage on a guy who is about to jump off of the golden gate bridge. The brunette see's an oppurtunity. She had seen the show the other night on the five o' clock news and knew he was going to jump. So she turned to her friend, " I bet you he'll jump off." She said, " Thirty dollars."
"Your on!" Said the blonde with a small smile. So they watched, and of course the man jumped off. The blonde sighed and handed the brunette the money. But her friend pushed the money back with a said little shrug.
" I can't lie, I saw this on the five o' clock news last night." She said.
" I did to!" Replied the blonde, " I didn't think he would do it twice!"
Once again, my sister is blonde so I like them. It's a harmless joke. (personally I have met ppl who live up to this)
So, someone else is next!
